Crayola Bids Bye Bye Blue

This just in - Crayola, the leading supplier of the world’s crayons has just announced that they will be phasing out the blue crayon.

Ban Blue Now!

Hooray children’s drawings will no longer be ruined by the blue crayon! Moreover, children will be encouraged to use their imagination when determining the color of the sea, the sky and so on. That’s definitely good news for the bluebandwagon! As well as for the unfortunate victim below:

Help Mommy I've got the blues!

We failed to get a statement from the blue crayon because we didn’t try to get one in the first place. We are biased.

The Crayola Crew at a recent photo shoot.

Nevertheless, here’s what the other crayons had to say about the blue crayon and the issue at hand:

"It’s about time. He’s just not a strong enough color." - Red Crayola

"I f%^*$ng hate color. One color down. 143 to go!" - Black Crayola

"He was such an emo crayon. Always feeling blue. Major downer." - Yellow Crayola

"Blue was such a chauvinist, macho type crayon." - Pink Crayola

"Yuck. Primary color." - Chartreuse Crayola

With the departure of the blue crayon, there are already some crayolas angling to fill in the slot:

So which new crayola will you be rooting for?

In any case however, make sure to support bluebandwagon by texting SASAMA AKO [space] name [space] number of guests to bring to the bluebandwagon party and send to 0917.846.1494

Fashion Star - A Star Style Forecast

Much hype and speculation has lately been surrounding a certain fashion star’s attire to The bluebandwagon Party.

Here are some of our own hunches on what she will wear to the ultimate party:

1) Will she model a look from her collection?

Chic at night.

2) Go greek goddess?

We are not worthy.

3) Sport a punk rock style?

Go ahead.. Make my day.

The possibilities are endless and we are sooo dying to know! Join us on December 22 as we await the big fashion reveal!!!

Whatever she decides to wear though, ultimately anything is better than THIS:

Poklogs.

p.s. ATTIRE for The bluebandwagon Party
You can wear anything except BLUE. Absolutely NO BLUE ALLOWED!!! This means no blue dresses, polos, pants, shoes, jacket, make-up, accessories and even underwear!
(For the sake of bluebandwagon, Team Beante will personally conduct underwear checks at the entrance. Y'know, just to be sure.)

Steve Speaks Out of the Blue

Steve Burns of the children's TV show Blue’s Clues has just released the following statement:

"Honestly, I’m sick and tired of Blue and all his *bleep*ng clues! Sometimes I just want to sit on my chair, watch TV, grab a cold beer.. Y’know just kick back and relax. Sounds simple right? Hell No!!! Because Blue’s always around pestering me with all these clues that I couldn’t care less about. I mean, get a *bleep*ng clue, Blue! I don’t want you around! It’s hard enough that everyone keeps talking to me and peeping around in my home! I don’t need someone with an obvious major case of ADHD hassling me. I seriously long to get some peace and quiet around here."

Wow. Some harsh words there. But at least, Steve is actually using his thinking chair for once. I mean, how dumb can one be when he has to rely on his dog for clues?

The campaign against blue just keeps getting stronger. To support Steve, text SASAMA AKO [space] name [space] number of guests to bring to the bluebandwagon party and send to 0917.846.1494

Truth or False?

We have just heard from the grapevine that none other than the former ACIL president, 3cia Mallare will grace the bluebandwagon party!

We have yet to receive confirmation from the El Presidente herself but we are already tres excited! Rumor has it that she will bring a date (Hmm issue alert!).


Date or no date however, we do hope she brings her famous BOOBS. (Box Of Oh-some BrownieS, in case you’ve already forgotten)

P.S. Make sure to RSVP before December 6. To confirm your attendance, please text: SASAMA AKO [space] name [space] number of guests to bring and send to 0917.846.1494

We Know Where It’s At: The SIY Penthouse

Where else should the year’s ultimate party be held, but in the most happening location to date – The SIY Penthouse.

This luxurious piece of property is owned by the prestigious SIY Family. Its most prominent member being Chinky Siy, well-known for her infectious laugh and Mama-san ways. If she’s not having tea and crumpets with the queen, she is most likely to be seen at the Ateneo grounds, preoccupied with her profession concerning the heavens.


Located in the plush side of Tondo, The SIY Penthouse has already been haven to a number of unforgettable ACIL Christmas parties and sleepovers.


The SIY Penthouse is definitely a versatile setting - a party place with its exquisitely tiled floors ideal for fun games and musical performances. Not to mention, the finest black metal bars enclosing the dining area, where Iron Chef Mel’s scrumptious fried aquaculture from the Tilapine Chichlid tribe (aka tilapia) is served. With its furniture of monobloc and metal, The SIY Penthouse boasts a perfect blend of modern and classic tastes.


From party place to romantic setting, love is in the air in The SIY Penthouse with its dreamy balcony and the crooning voice of their neighbor, Tondo’s very own sing-along sensation serving as background music.


You can get to The SIY Penthouse via your own chauffeur. Private helicopters are also feasible as there is a helipad available. Note however, that there will be no valet service for helicopters. Personal assistants and servants can also take mass transportation via LRT2 then LRT1. Detailed directions and map to The SIY Penthouse will be sent via email.

Without a doubt, on December 22, there is no better place to be than at The SIY Penthouse.

Should MTRCB React?

Guess who’s coming to party?

We have just gotten word that uber couple Benki will be making an appearance in this year’s much anticipated event – The bluebandwagon Party!

Are you excited yet???

But wait, there’s more! They will even play host to this already awesome party!

So get ready for a heavy helping of corny jokes, drinking card games, some Taglish 101, a session of psych therapy garnished with some good ol’ PDA :p

All jokes aside though, the program is currently shrouded in secrecy. (As your resident bloggers, we feel that it is our duty to keep our dear readers well-informed, so stay tuned for a scoop on this very soon!) With Benki’s track record however, it’s definitely no secret that this party will be legendary.

(click here for more photos)

To further fuel your anticipation for this year’s ultimate party, let me leave you with the following choice quotes from the power couple:

“Virginity is not integrity” – Benj
“Aaaw, babe!” – Kia

Have your own unforgettable Benki quotes? Share them here! :)

Ban Blue Now!

Breaking News

GMA proclaims Dec. 22 as National Holiday to show support for bluebandwagon, a campaign to Ban Blue Now.

About bluebandwagon
For 4 years in college, Blue has been forced on us. We had no choice but to adhere to this university tradition. Now that we are out of college and working in our respective companies, we still can't escape Blue - being blue from stress and missing our closest friends. Well enough is enough! Most especially this coming Christmas season, we should all band together and Ban Blue Now.

Get on the bluebandwagon!
Ban Blue Now by partying the blues away this December 22, 630 pm at The Siy Penthouse. For 600php, enjoy all-you-can-eat food, magic mic showdown, caroling by the current ACIL batch, fun games and an ACIL batch '06 & '07 reunion.

Check out this blog for more party news and fun features. UPDATED REGULARLY

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