Crayola Bids Bye Bye Blue

This just in - Crayola, the leading supplier of the world’s crayons has just announced that they will be phasing out the blue crayon.

Ban Blue Now!

Hooray children’s drawings will no longer be ruined by the blue crayon! Moreover, children will be encouraged to use their imagination when determining the color of the sea, the sky and so on. That’s definitely good news for the bluebandwagon! As well as for the unfortunate victim below:

Help Mommy I've got the blues!

We failed to get a statement from the blue crayon because we didn’t try to get one in the first place. We are biased.

The Crayola Crew at a recent photo shoot.

Nevertheless, here’s what the other crayons had to say about the blue crayon and the issue at hand:

"It’s about time. He’s just not a strong enough color." - Red Crayola

"I f%^*$ng hate color. One color down. 143 to go!" - Black Crayola

"He was such an emo crayon. Always feeling blue. Major downer." - Yellow Crayola

"Blue was such a chauvinist, macho type crayon." - Pink Crayola

"Yuck. Primary color." - Chartreuse Crayola

With the departure of the blue crayon, there are already some crayolas angling to fill in the slot:

So which new crayola will you be rooting for?

In any case however, make sure to support bluebandwagon by texting SASAMA AKO [space] name [space] number of guests to bring to the bluebandwagon party and send to 0917.846.1494