Finally!

The painstaking wait is over as the ultimate party is ONE hour away!

I’m sure you’re all either at the spa or at the salon getting ready for the big night, but here I am stuck at work and too embarrassed to remember I haven't even wrapped my gifts!

So before we go to our scheduled glamorous appointment, we would like to take this opportunity to thank the following:


THE BLUEBANDWAGONEERS (and the lurkers) who have been religiously checking the blog and posting comments,

SITEMETER for informing us about the lurking activity,

BLOGSPOT for this lovely, friendly, minimalist space,

MULTIPLY for the photos,

and FRIENDSTER for allowing us to stalk bluebandwagoneer profiles anonymously.

Don’t miss us just yet as this is not our final post. We will still bring you a fabulous after party coverage! Anticipate lots and lots of buzz-worthy pictures and juicy details!

That's Entertainment!

Breaking News!!!

A former president known for his buns of steel has agreed to serenade us during The bluebandwagon Party!


And that's not all! Another former president known for her BOOBS will also entertain us with her funky dance moves.

Hmmm 2 former presidents? Issue alert! Didn't we say something about this in a previous post?

Extra! Extra! Extra.. padding?

A guy known to slay the ladies with just a whiff of his scent has been spotted handling what seems to be…Whoa is that what we think it is???

Hmm is he following suit to the cross-dressing legends (aka Ashelistas) before him?

Big Mama Mathilda sporting the fountain hairstyle


Prim and proper Rhonalyn and her trademark pearls


Shop-crazy Nicolette modeling for Manels


Sultry Shirley in her itsy bitsy teeny weeny red bikini


Dazzling Donna truly sparkles in her sequined top


African Queen Arianne clad in fanciful foliage

We don’t have any qualms though if this rolex-wearing guy decides to go fabulously fag in The bluebandwagon Party -- as long as he doesn’t wear blue.

Introducing The bluebandwagon Party Personnel

Some of you might be wondering - What if the following scenarios happen at The bluebandwagon Party?


Well, no need to worry as you will be well-taken care of at The bluebandwagon Party. Rest assured, we have highly qualified personnel to take care of problems that might arise.

To make sure peace and order prevails in the ultimate party, we have hired top-notch security personnel (Note that their previous stint includes serving as bodyguards for President GMA herself!):

In case of accidents, a naughty nurse and eager boyscout can administer first aid:


Moreover, we also have plenty of servants to attend to your every whim:


Be advised however that any kind of hanky panky with servants and personnel is not allowed.

The Siy Penthouse is Getting Shabby?

Two style icons are totally transforming the The Siy Penthouse into a Shabby Chic venue for the bluebandwagon party.


Earlier rumoured to be hiding in her/ his closet, it appears Style Icon No. 1 has just been busy rummaging for some fabulous heirloom pieces that she intends to put on display at The Siy Penthouse.

Our sources say that Style icon No. 2, meanwhile, has finally laid out the comprehensive floor plan. The entire venue will be adorned with luxurious silver pieces and drapes of purple--the season's colour.


As purple is simply a mixture of blue and red, the Crayola management has raised some legal issues. The complaint remain to be resolved. Will our style icons stand up for the trend? Or will they just settle for mere shabby? All eyes are on The Siy Penthouse in the coming days.

"I'd rather reverse my makeover than wear blue."

Now a certified fashionista, this hottie that rivals the supermodel Agyness Deyn's androgyny threathens to reverse her legendary extreme makeover since she entered college.

"It's all worth it. I don't care if Parsons kick me out for banning blue from my design palette. I'm sure my mentor Vivienne Westwood would agree with me. I swear to god I'll forget about watching NBA with my boyfriend if anyone f*****g wears blue to that party. Oh, scrap that. I'll trade my vintage Dior spectacles for i2i! o_O"

We're sure as hell she's serious. And we're definitely crying for her to bring that sexy back if people wear blue.

A Possible Bromance?

Christmas is indeed the season of love. It’s definitely not uncommon to see relatives, acquaintances or friends spreading some good cheer and love with others.

However some photos have recently surfaced that suggest there might be a little too much love being shared by these two guys.

Word has it that both guys will be attending The bluebandwagon Party. Join us as we look for more evidence of this possible bromance.

But we wonder though if their respective girlfriends know about this particular affair or are they just choosing to ignore the obvious?

The Amazing bluebandwagon Party!

Feeling blue from stress or from missing your friends?

Well, we’ve got the perfect solution for you!

Introducing…

For the low, low, low price of P600 (yep that’s six hundred pesos!), you get to feast on a fabulous buffet, sing ‘til your heart’s content with the magic mic showdown, be entertained by fun program and games, and serenaded by the current ACIL caroling group. Note that the P600 already includes your caroling donation.

An amazing night with your closest friends guaranteed!

Plus, a special treat for bluebandwagoneers! A surprise guest will grace this amazing party. Let’s just say - her appearance is quite a big Deal!

A bluebandwagon exclusive scoop!

And that’s not all! If you decide to come, you get to bring not 1, not 2, not even 3, but as many guests as you want to the ultimate party of the year! (Guests are also charged P600)

So what are you waiting for???

For only P600, you can party the Blues Away at The bluebandwagon Party!

What an offah!

IMPORTANT!!!

Deposit the P600 at the nearest Equitable PCI Bank now! Please see the latest Official bluebandwagon Update for bank account details.

"I'd rather go wild than wear blue."

"I'd rather be a Fag Hag than wear blue."

a pre-school teacher involved with the bluebandwagon campaign reportedly said. It will be remembered that she was tagged as the Escopa bitch during her college days. College days are over, but do her pupils know about her dark past?

Meanwhile, we can't quit staring at those eyebrows. So taray! And why don't you update your gaycabulary here, sistah?

"I'd rather go topless than wear blue."

says a gutsy student in a top law school when he was dared to violate the bluebandwagon party dress code. We're sure la chicas or maybe the girl/boy in the previous post would enjoy that. Just one of the benefits of banning blue.

I'm Coming Out ... of the blue!

Rumor has it that ½ of a popular couple will finally reveal his/her true gender at The bluebandwagon Party!

does bee know?

We say it’s about time! This seems like damage control given the recent media frenzy on the following incriminating photo leaked to the public:

nag-take out ka ba ng turon?

Girl, boy, bakla, tomboy, butiki, baboy however, we sincerely hope s/he doesn’t wear blue to the party and claim it’s green.

Remember dear readers, NO BLUE ALLOWED in The bluebandwagon Party!

On a Silver Platter: La Menu Fabuleux

bluebandwagoneers, get ready to embark on an appetizing adventure!

No need to pack your bags though, as you will only need your trusty fork and spoon. (Actually, come to think of it, you can do away with that as well.)

Just make sure you’ve prepped your stomach and your taste buds for the luscious and lavish feast waiting for you at The bluebandwagon Party. As part of the P600 entrance, you can indulge in a scrumptious spread prepared by none other than world-famous Iron Chef Mel.

Being your ever efficient bloggers, we’ve got the exclusive scoop on the menu for The bluebandwagon Party. Just make sure you have some tissue at hand (to wipe off the drool) as we give you a sampler of the delectable delights to come:

potage
sabaw
Bouillon de Boeuf Arrosé avec les Oignons Coupés de Ressort
sabaw ng baka na binudburan ng dahon-sibuyas

apéritif
pampagana/ pulutan
Roulements Frits de Ressort
lumpiang shanghai

entree
ulam
Brochettes Grillées de Porc
barbecue
Aquiculture Frite de la Tribu de Tilapine Chichlid
pritong tilapia
Porc Braisé en Sauce à Beurre d'Arachide avec la Immersion de Pâte de Crevette
kare-kare at bagoong

accompagnement
salad at pabigat
L'aubergine Grillée a Servi avec la Pâte Douce et Epicée Fermentée de Crevette
inihaw na talong at bagoong
Nouilles Cantonaises Remuer-frites
pancit canton
Tranches Crèmes de Pain
tinapay
Riz Cuit à la Vapeur
kanin

Dessert
panghimagas
Plateau de fruits frais
prutas
gelée pandan avec la chair de noix de coco déchiquetée et le lait concentré non sucré
buko pandan
flan de leche
leche flan

boissons
inumin
carbonatées assorties
softdrinks
jus de scintillement
juice
vin
alak
café
kape
thé
tsaa

Note:
bluebandwagon will not be responsible for bloated bellies, unbuttoned/unfastened articles of clothing, and gaseous emissions as a result of overeating.

Miss Minchin: Orange is the New Blue

Sheryl Cruz, the current Miss Minchin in the telenovela version of the popular anime series Princess Sarah, vows to wear orange shades in the show from now on, she declares in a The Bus interview--

Boy: Ayaw mo na raw ng blue. What does this mean, Sheryl?

Sheryl: Uhm, narinig ko kasi, Tito Boy, that Romnick (hiyawan ang mga Sheryl Solid Fans Club)...that Romnick still keeps yung picture ko dati na naka-blue gown ako. I just want to show that I have moved on since the 80s. Tsaka masyadong mabait ang blue kung aapihin ko si Sarah sa show.

Ruffa: And I've also heard about this party. Invited daw kami ni Yilmaz doon.

Sheryl: Yeah, Roofs, pero that's gonna be in Tondo raw.

Ruffa: Roofs?! Mukha ba akong bubong!

Well, it looks like she gotta pick a colour more fierce than Ruffa's attitude. After all, rumour says she's talking about the bluebandwagon party. The event is going to be redder than red. She better come tough to beat the Tondo thugs.

Crayola Bids Bye Bye Blue

This just in - Crayola, the leading supplier of the world’s crayons has just announced that they will be phasing out the blue crayon.

Ban Blue Now!

Hooray children’s drawings will no longer be ruined by the blue crayon! Moreover, children will be encouraged to use their imagination when determining the color of the sea, the sky and so on. That’s definitely good news for the bluebandwagon! As well as for the unfortunate victim below:

Help Mommy I've got the blues!

We failed to get a statement from the blue crayon because we didn’t try to get one in the first place. We are biased.

The Crayola Crew at a recent photo shoot.

Nevertheless, here’s what the other crayons had to say about the blue crayon and the issue at hand:

"It’s about time. He’s just not a strong enough color." - Red Crayola

"I f%^*$ng hate color. One color down. 143 to go!" - Black Crayola

"He was such an emo crayon. Always feeling blue. Major downer." - Yellow Crayola

"Blue was such a chauvinist, macho type crayon." - Pink Crayola

"Yuck. Primary color." - Chartreuse Crayola

With the departure of the blue crayon, there are already some crayolas angling to fill in the slot:

So which new crayola will you be rooting for?

In any case however, make sure to support bluebandwagon by texting SASAMA AKO [space] name [space] number of guests to bring to the bluebandwagon party and send to 0917.846.1494

Fashion Star - A Star Style Forecast

Much hype and speculation has lately been surrounding a certain fashion star’s attire to The bluebandwagon Party.

Here are some of our own hunches on what she will wear to the ultimate party:

1) Will she model a look from her collection?

Chic at night.

2) Go greek goddess?

We are not worthy.

3) Sport a punk rock style?

Go ahead.. Make my day.

The possibilities are endless and we are sooo dying to know! Join us on December 22 as we await the big fashion reveal!!!

Whatever she decides to wear though, ultimately anything is better than THIS:

Poklogs.

p.s. ATTIRE for The bluebandwagon Party
You can wear anything except BLUE. Absolutely NO BLUE ALLOWED!!! This means no blue dresses, polos, pants, shoes, jacket, make-up, accessories and even underwear!
(For the sake of bluebandwagon, Team Beante will personally conduct underwear checks at the entrance. Y'know, just to be sure.)

Steve Speaks Out of the Blue

Steve Burns of the children's TV show Blue’s Clues has just released the following statement:

"Honestly, I’m sick and tired of Blue and all his *bleep*ng clues! Sometimes I just want to sit on my chair, watch TV, grab a cold beer.. Y’know just kick back and relax. Sounds simple right? Hell No!!! Because Blue’s always around pestering me with all these clues that I couldn’t care less about. I mean, get a *bleep*ng clue, Blue! I don’t want you around! It’s hard enough that everyone keeps talking to me and peeping around in my home! I don’t need someone with an obvious major case of ADHD hassling me. I seriously long to get some peace and quiet around here."

Wow. Some harsh words there. But at least, Steve is actually using his thinking chair for once. I mean, how dumb can one be when he has to rely on his dog for clues?

The campaign against blue just keeps getting stronger. To support Steve, text SASAMA AKO [space] name [space] number of guests to bring to the bluebandwagon party and send to 0917.846.1494

Truth or False?

We have just heard from the grapevine that none other than the former ACIL president, 3cia Mallare will grace the bluebandwagon party!

We have yet to receive confirmation from the El Presidente herself but we are already tres excited! Rumor has it that she will bring a date (Hmm issue alert!).


Date or no date however, we do hope she brings her famous BOOBS. (Box Of Oh-some BrownieS, in case you’ve already forgotten)

P.S. Make sure to RSVP before December 6. To confirm your attendance, please text: SASAMA AKO [space] name [space] number of guests to bring and send to 0917.846.1494

We Know Where It’s At: The SIY Penthouse

Where else should the year’s ultimate party be held, but in the most happening location to date – The SIY Penthouse.

This luxurious piece of property is owned by the prestigious SIY Family. Its most prominent member being Chinky Siy, well-known for her infectious laugh and Mama-san ways. If she’s not having tea and crumpets with the queen, she is most likely to be seen at the Ateneo grounds, preoccupied with her profession concerning the heavens.


Located in the plush side of Tondo, The SIY Penthouse has already been haven to a number of unforgettable ACIL Christmas parties and sleepovers.


The SIY Penthouse is definitely a versatile setting - a party place with its exquisitely tiled floors ideal for fun games and musical performances. Not to mention, the finest black metal bars enclosing the dining area, where Iron Chef Mel’s scrumptious fried aquaculture from the Tilapine Chichlid tribe (aka tilapia) is served. With its furniture of monobloc and metal, The SIY Penthouse boasts a perfect blend of modern and classic tastes.


From party place to romantic setting, love is in the air in The SIY Penthouse with its dreamy balcony and the crooning voice of their neighbor, Tondo’s very own sing-along sensation serving as background music.


You can get to The SIY Penthouse via your own chauffeur. Private helicopters are also feasible as there is a helipad available. Note however, that there will be no valet service for helicopters. Personal assistants and servants can also take mass transportation via LRT2 then LRT1. Detailed directions and map to The SIY Penthouse will be sent via email.

Without a doubt, on December 22, there is no better place to be than at The SIY Penthouse.